Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The official Pace Car!

'Nuff Said!

Drunken boot pictures

Good in theory, not good in pictures.  LOL


Hey, I think we know this guy!

Fred likes playing with his meat...

Can you do THIS?!

Eating grapes right out of the fridge, and NO, I didn't wash them.  Dropped one on the floor, it's not like I'm going to eat it after I drop it on the floor.  Tossed it to the sink and the sucker stood up on end on the edge of the counter.  I rock!!


Wonder if Apple knows?


Ever wonder what to do with those funny texts you get or send? #thisisit

I love our kid!




She's got a funny thing going on!! 

And she has friends!!  We ARE proud!




Someone tell my mom the vacuum isn't plugged in please!



Did it again...Sigh...

Well, I did it again...wore my clothes backwards.  That's twice in one week...really?!  How do I do this stuff?

Let's start with Monday...get up to go run.  "Must go to bed early Sunday night" I said.  Go to bed early I did.  Should have laid my gym clothes out first, but no, I didn't.

Get up at 6:15 am *yawn* (I'm tired just thinking about it).  Go to the bathroom, brush my teeth, brush my hair, pull hair back in a pony tail, put ball cap on.  Go in the closet...damn forgot to pee...go to bathroom to do my business...Grab a sports bra, tank top and yoga pants (cuz I'm stylish that way).   Throw clothes on, grab running shoes and put them on.  Dang, forgot socks, oh well, it'll be ok, I work out in these shoes all the time and they ARE running shoes, no socks needed (mistake #1).

Go to the kitchen, grab my 1 liter bottle of water and add Advocare Spark (Mandarin Orange mind you).  Now, I'm all set, let's go out the garage and hit the road.

Leave the alley, turn down the street.  Now I should let you know I live in the "urban" part of Frisco known as Frisco Square.  Urban shopping, urban living in a very suburban town, but hey, I have a 3 story town home and I feel cool that way. 

I make my way through the streets and alleys (because at one point the husband told me some of these townhomes had small pools in the back - I saw no pools but am very jealous of those with "backyards" regardless of how small they are).

Running my little arse off (ok, it was probably more of a very very fast walk, but I feel accomplished), I get to Frisco Square or the town hall area and that's when I noticed it.  Looking at my shadow cast by the now rising sun, I see that something in my reflection doesn't look right...I look down and sure enough, my soccer mom uniform yoga pants are inside out.

Oh crap, has anyone seen me? Yes, some guy backing out of his garage in a Mitsubishi Eclipse.  Ok, he's a guy and probably wouldn't notice anyway.

Wait, is there a tag on the back of the pants? No, because they came from Vicki's store and have a roll top...great!!  but hey, on the bright side, now I can wear them again tomorrow, the right way... LOL

Monday, October 14, 2013

Halloweens Past

 Halloween can be a scary time of year (yes every stupid pun intended).  I have often wondered what people did many many years back.  Someone actually took the time to find out. 

Check out this creep factor.  Holy Cow....

Wow...and we thought some of today's costumes were creepy!