This is one of the funniest things I've seen all day!!!
Funny shit!!
I hope to be this funny when I grow up!
Enjoy!!
Friday, August 16, 2013
Monday, August 12, 2013
Dolores Del Rio Italian Restaurant - San Antonio Riverwalk
Some of the funniest things I've come across are restaurants. To start my blog, I've gone back through my Yelp account (yes I actually use it and write reviews regularly) and am posting a few of the oddest or funniest here...
First one - here we go.
Yelp review:
Dolores Del Rio Italian Restaurant - San Antonio Riverwalk
Friends recommended this place - What an ODD experience!! I didn't know if I was in a restaurant, a circus side show or on a bad acid trip?! First tip should have been the fact that we couldn't find the restaurant...we should have kept walking. BUT, if we did that we would have missed this experience!
Dark restaurant, SO dark I had to use my phone to read the menu! And talk about weird, I can only say bizarre decor! The poor jazz pianist had to play on an out of tune piano. : ( Our table actually spun around, which reinforced my "maybe this is a bad acid trip" thought. Only had beer and wine, but the only wine was a Chianti, and I was afraid the beer would be warm and flat. The server kept bringing it to me after I told him NO. Bread was all butter and gross. They were OUT of lasagna! Yes folks, this is an Italian restaurant! Food was BLAND at best, as a matter of fact I think I found myself have a "Lean Cuisine" flashback.
Belly dancer came out (really?? WTH?) I had to look around to make sure I was in an Italian restaurant. Not cute, not good, and once again I had to check myself when she began accepting tips like a stripper!
If you want good food, STAY AWAY!! If you want an experience you can make fun of on Facebook like I did, COME ON IN! Bring all your friends!
First one - here we go.
Yelp review:
Dolores Del Rio Italian Restaurant - San Antonio Riverwalk
Friends recommended this place - What an ODD experience!! I didn't know if I was in a restaurant, a circus side show or on a bad acid trip?! First tip should have been the fact that we couldn't find the restaurant...we should have kept walking. BUT, if we did that we would have missed this experience!
Dark restaurant, SO dark I had to use my phone to read the menu! And talk about weird, I can only say bizarre decor! The poor jazz pianist had to play on an out of tune piano. : ( Our table actually spun around, which reinforced my "maybe this is a bad acid trip" thought. Only had beer and wine, but the only wine was a Chianti, and I was afraid the beer would be warm and flat. The server kept bringing it to me after I told him NO. Bread was all butter and gross. They were OUT of lasagna! Yes folks, this is an Italian restaurant! Food was BLAND at best, as a matter of fact I think I found myself have a "Lean Cuisine" flashback.
Belly dancer came out (really?? WTH?) I had to look around to make sure I was in an Italian restaurant. Not cute, not good, and once again I had to check myself when she began accepting tips like a stripper!
If you want good food, STAY AWAY!! If you want an experience you can make fun of on Facebook like I did, COME ON IN! Bring all your friends!
Doing it
Doing it, yes I'm doing it. In my many travels I come across some of the most ridiculous things...it's time to share with the world (buahahahahahaha)....Be prepared, you could be part of this crazy ride. I will do my best to change the names to protect the innocent (or shall we say silly, goofy, funny, stupid, drunk, pick a category), but there will be no promises.
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