Some of the funniest things I've come across are restaurants. To start my blog, I've gone back through my Yelp account (yes I actually use it and write reviews regularly) and am posting a few of the oddest or funniest here...
First one - here we go.
Yelp review:
Dolores Del Rio Italian Restaurant - San Antonio Riverwalk
Friends recommended this place - What an ODD experience!! I didn't know
if I was in a restaurant, a circus side show or on a bad acid trip?!
First tip should have been the fact that we couldn't find the
restaurant...we should have kept walking. BUT, if we did that we would
have missed this experience!
Dark restaurant, SO dark I had to
use my phone to read the menu! And talk about weird, I can only say
bizarre decor! The poor jazz pianist had to play on an out of tune
piano. : ( Our table actually spun around, which reinforced my "maybe
this is a bad acid trip" thought. Only had beer and wine, but the only
wine was a Chianti, and I was afraid the beer would be warm and flat.
The server kept bringing it to me after I told him NO. Bread was all
butter and gross. They were OUT of lasagna! Yes folks, this is an
Italian restaurant! Food was BLAND at best, as a matter of fact I think
I found myself have a "Lean Cuisine" flashback.
Belly dancer
came out (really?? WTH?) I had to look around to make sure I was in an
Italian restaurant. Not cute, not good, and once again I had to check
myself when she began accepting tips like a stripper!
If you want
good food, STAY AWAY!! If you want an experience you can make fun of
on Facebook like I did, COME ON IN! Bring all your friends!
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